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Monday, 5 April 2004
BLAAARGH!
I now have a blog. 'Blog' is a funny word. I believe it is derived from the word 'weblog,' which isn't nearly as funny. I'm going to say 'blog' three times in one sentence, because the word 'blog' is funny and everyone should say the word 'blog'. There, the word 'blog' was used three times in that last sentence. Take that, you jerks who said it would be impossible to type the word 'blog' in one sentence! I defied the laws of nature and came out alive! Stick THAT in your bong and smoke it! Actually, don't. Not only is text difficult to get out of a computer, but it smells funny when burned. Seriously, I've experienced it firsthand. Nasty stuff, almost like fish. Which reminds me: fish aren't healthy unless eaten in stick-form. Whacking sticks are cool, because you can, you know, whack people with them. It's pretty whack, yo. I had a yo-yo once. However, my yo-yo skills were craptaclar at best. Yo-Yo Ma is a skilled whatever-instrument-he-plays player. He also has an evil counterpart who teaches at my school, whose name is Yo Ma-Ma, but I'll not get into that now, because it's really deep stuff and this is just a blog, not meant for covering this many deep subjects at one time. In fact, this blog entry is so deep, I'm almost drowning. The song "Same Deep Water as You" by The Cure comes to mind. Dude, The Cure is great. You don't like The Cure? Why the hell not? Robert Smith kicks ASS! So does the Supreme Ass-Kicker of Eastern Albania, but again, going too deep there. Let's think something shallow for a change. Hmm...how long is the gestation period for pheasants? Whoah, that was shallow beyond belief! Yet still I believe it.
Posted by superwobbly2099
at 9:19 PM EDT
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